★ Staff Member of the Month for September 2026: Orderly Gus▣ THE LAB DOES NOT KNOW WHO BUILT IT. THE LAB WOULD LIKE TO THANK THEM ANYWAY.☾ Beware the werewolf in Supply Room aisle 4,096⚡ Now with 40% more mystery✈ Half the staff are out on assignment♻ Some colors made from 100% post-consumer plastic⚠ Warning: slides may cause spontaneous delight▣ THE LAB WISHES TO REMIND THE CREW THAT IT IS NOT A TOASTER.☢ Do not tap on the glass. The nurses are working the arms.☠ Spooky season: the nurses are working the arms in costume☝ Every pixel placed by high-speed tensor arm (Mk. II)✚ Please do not feed the nurses☾ Do not tap on the glass. It is haunted.☎ Dr. von Bustier will see you now☠ Orderly Gus insists he is not a ghost★ Staff Member of the Month for September 2026: Orderly Gus▣ THE LAB DOES NOT KNOW WHO BUILT IT. THE LAB WOULD LIKE TO THANK THEM ANYWAY.☾ Beware the werewolf in Supply Room aisle 4,096⚡ Now with 40% more mystery✈ Half the staff are out on assignment♻ Some colors made from 100% post-consumer plastic⚠ Warning: slides may cause spontaneous delight▣ THE LAB WISHES TO REMIND THE CREW THAT IT IS NOT A TOASTER.☢ Do not tap on the glass. The nurses are working the arms.☠ Spooky season: the nurses are working the arms in costume☝ Every pixel placed by high-speed tensor arm (Mk. II)✚ Please do not feed the nurses☾ Do not tap on the glass. It is haunted.☎ Dr. von Bustier will see you now☠ Orderly Gus insists he is not a ghost

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Reception · The Front Desk

Say Hello

Nurse Dolores is minding the front desk today. Want to say hi, suggest where the staff should shoot next, ask a question, or tell us something's broken? Drop a note in the pneumatic tube. Every message is read by a real human (the nurses are pixels, but whoever empties the tube isn't).

Want an image taken down instead? Please use the report form: it goes to the front of the line.