★ Staff Member of the Month for September 2026: Orderly Gus✈ Half the staff are out on assignment☠ Spooky season: the nurses are working the arms in costume♻ Some colors made from 100% post-consumer plastic☾ Do not tap on the glass. It is haunted.☾ Beware the werewolf in Supply Room aisle 4,096⚡ Now with 40% more mystery▣ THE LAB WOULD LIKE TO THANK NURSE DOLORES FOR THE STOCKING. THE LAB HAS NO FEET.☎ Dr. von Bustier will see you now▣ THE LAB HAS COUNTED THE CREW. THE LAB GOT SIX. THE LAB WILL COUNT AGAIN LATER.✚ Please do not feed the nurses☢ Do not tap on the glass. The nurses are working the arms.⚠ Warning: slides may cause spontaneous delight☝ Every pixel placed by high-speed tensor arm (Mk. II)☠ Orderly Gus insists he is not a ghost★ Staff Member of the Month for September 2026: Orderly Gus✈ Half the staff are out on assignment☠ Spooky season: the nurses are working the arms in costume♻ Some colors made from 100% post-consumer plastic☾ Do not tap on the glass. It is haunted.☾ Beware the werewolf in Supply Room aisle 4,096⚡ Now with 40% more mystery▣ THE LAB WOULD LIKE TO THANK NURSE DOLORES FOR THE STOCKING. THE LAB HAS NO FEET.☎ Dr. von Bustier will see you now▣ THE LAB HAS COUNTED THE CREW. THE LAB GOT SIX. THE LAB WILL COUNT AGAIN LATER.✚ Please do not feed the nurses☢ Do not tap on the glass. The nurses are working the arms.⚠ Warning: slides may cause spontaneous delight☝ Every pixel placed by high-speed tensor arm (Mk. II)☠ Orderly Gus insists he is not a ghost
The Institute of Pixel Science looks like an ordinary building from the street. It isn't one. It's a ship, and like all the best ships it is
bigger on the inside. Click any room to look in. This is only an approximate plan of the crew and visitor areas: the Lab is a pocket dimension and rearranges itself, and a good deal of it is not on any plan at all.