⚠ Warning: slides may cause spontaneous delight✈ Half the staff are out on assignment☠ Orderly Gus insists he is not a ghost⚡ Now with 40% more mystery♻ Some colors made from 100% post-consumer plastic☾ Do not tap on the glass. It is haunted.★ Staff Member of the Month for September 2026: Orderly Gus☝ Every pixel placed by high-speed tensor arm (Mk. II)☠ Spooky season: the nurses are working the arms in costume▣ THE LAB IS BIGGER ON THE INSIDE. THE LAB WOULD RATHER NOT DISCUSS ITS OUTSIDE.▣ THE LAB HAS COUNTED THE CREW. THE LAB GOT SIX. THE LAB WILL COUNT AGAIN LATER.✚ Please do not feed the nurses☾ Beware the werewolf in Supply Room aisle 4,096☢ Do not tap on the glass. The nurses are working the arms.☎ Dr. von Bustier will see you now⚠ Warning: slides may cause spontaneous delight✈ Half the staff are out on assignment☠ Orderly Gus insists he is not a ghost⚡ Now with 40% more mystery♻ Some colors made from 100% post-consumer plastic☾ Do not tap on the glass. It is haunted.★ Staff Member of the Month for September 2026: Orderly Gus☝ Every pixel placed by high-speed tensor arm (Mk. II)☠ Spooky season: the nurses are working the arms in costume▣ THE LAB IS BIGGER ON THE INSIDE. THE LAB WOULD RATHER NOT DISCUSS ITS OUTSIDE.▣ THE LAB HAS COUNTED THE CREW. THE LAB GOT SIX. THE LAB WILL COUNT AGAIN LATER.✚ Please do not feed the nurses☾ Beware the werewolf in Supply Room aisle 4,096☢ Do not tap on the glass. The nurses are working the arms.☎ Dr. von Bustier will see you now

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Reception · The Front Desk

Say Hello

Nurse Dolores is minding the front desk today. Want to say hi, suggest where the staff should shoot next, ask a question, or tell us something's broken? Drop a note in the pneumatic tube. Every message is read by a real human (the nurses are pixels, but whoever empties the tube isn't).

Want an image taken down instead? Please use the report form: it goes to the front of the line.